i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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