Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I cockslap morals
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just threw up on my dentist
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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