I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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