I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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