what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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