Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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