Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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