You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
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I'm passing your future prison.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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