Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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