she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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