Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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