Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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