I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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