Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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