he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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