Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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