i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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