would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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