I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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