Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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