Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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