i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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