guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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