Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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