Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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