he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You may now shotgun with the bride
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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