I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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