This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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