I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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