at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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