Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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