Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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