i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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