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(703): View more from Virginia

worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.

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(313): View more from Michigan

So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?

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(386): View more from Florida

well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.

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