well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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