I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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