butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i've created a new STD.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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