she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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