You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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