He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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