Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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