belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Drake has all the answers
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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