Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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