wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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