my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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