Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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