Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
