You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Pappa wants mamma naked
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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