im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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