Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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