How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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