you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
there is glitter all over my balls
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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