I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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