quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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