Just fell off a train. Bad.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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