margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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